If you read the Article on “Working The Circuit”
, you will understand why we have this sample joke for your ladies only fitness center.
Our joke book will go out to everyone who is purchasing a hydraulic gym with us.
Here we go:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. Due to hectic schedules, it was difficult to schedule their travel so they could be on the same flight. So the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, and his wife was flying down the next day.
The husband checked into the hotel, saw a computer in his room, and decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address and without realizing his mistake he sent the e-mail.
, some where in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral. He had been a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his Mother on the floor. Then he saw the computer screen which read:
TO: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your love ones. I just arrived and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for you arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
Your loving Husband
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
So, you see how much fun it is to help the time speed by for your women’s fitness center?
Good Luck With All Your Endeavors & May All Your Dreams Come True.
Always, Symanthia Harper